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Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw Story (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

yes he is a total braindead moron incapable of salient thought

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Plenty of shit for brains MAGA nutters out there that still support their pedo clown.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

New Jerseys is now New America. Moon is now Moonmerica. This really is representative of why the rest of us mock america for being so fucking stupid.

[–] Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I still can’t believe he thinks that fake tanning stuff on his face looks good. He’s from Florida. Why doesn’t he just get a real tan?

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The militarization of space has not faced any opposition.

It will be an interesting time.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a source other than rawstory? They tend to churn out made up copium.

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[–] potpotato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Drumpfs makeup crew really going for that jaundice look

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Onlookers have known there's something wrong with Bonespurs for a long time.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

“The moon is ours” sounds more like a rally cry than a declaration of ownership. Like saying “the night is ours”

The other shit in the article seemed more crazy like him being the dictator of a robot army in pictures. Like some warhammer looking shit.

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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

“It’s a simple question, Doctor. Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?”

https://youtu.be/gQDqRlMeJ4U

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Joke's on him, he doesn't know about the metal munching moon mice.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

The moon, sun, solar system, universe, reality. All belong to him, inside of Trump's shriveled brain.

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you mean "Moon America"?

Man, how disrespectful of you. Use its real name.

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry, that name is already taken.

Try Moon America1

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