You don't need sunscreen.
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Using the term 'microaggression' is a microaggression against the most oppressed minority: rich, thin-skinned white boys.
- The one that smelt it dealt it.
- Whomever denied it supplied it.
- Piss works well as a safe, natural alternative to automotive windshield washer fluid. Note that if you're diabetic, you may have to mull it down a bit to up the concentration.
- If you participate in tip culture, you are part of the problem.
- Grass can consent to being touched.
- Adding "...or some shit" to anything you just said makes it instantly digestible to the average person. Or some shit.
- Marx failed to consider tentacle hentai, in spite of it existing during his lifetime.
Marx was too busy consensually touching grass to be aware of hokusai
i could give you a lot of my ex's takes tbh but here is one: farenheit is better than celsius because it's inherently intuitive to know how comfortable a given degree is for humans
The most intuitive temperature scale, imo, would be one where 0 is freezing and 100 is room temperature. A warm day would be somewhere between 100 and 200, and more than that is getting into dangerous territory. Boiling temperature would be 500, and conventional baking temperature would be around 1000. I’m too irony poisoned to tell if this is a joke.
no this sounds based as hell actually
only issue is that room temp differs from place to place i guess
Yeah, you'd have to peg 100 at some average room temperature and let people figure it out, but room temperature is similar enough that it would make sense to most people. Mostly you just want to be able to tell by the temperature what kind of clothes to wear, and it would be good if 100 were approximately the delineation between wearing a sweater vs a t-shirt. If I were an old retired crank I would start a movement to switch to this new True Temp scale. Rogan would love this.
Everyone has their own personal 100 room temp that exists on a spectrum
It's okay to not wash your feet. The soap hits them when you shower.
It's gay to wash/wipe your butt and dick. Only gay people touch butts and dicks.
I haven't touched by butt since they one time I got a bit drunk and curious in uni. And I don't want to be talking about it again, thank you.
How dirty are your feet getting that they need special attention.
They are the smelliest part of me that isn't an orifice.
How often are you smelling your feet.
Every time I take off my shoes, even as a guy who washes his feet, I get a bit of their smell. If I didn't wash them for several weeks it would be worse. Ergo, those who wear shoes and don't wanna smell their foot stink every time they take them off ought to wash their feet.
Is it special attention to wash your feet the same way you'd wash any body part?
All cats deserve to live outdoors
Because cats are too shit to be indoors.
Make as many people mad as possible.
Skyrim is good