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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

The one on the right can still have the boot’s tab slip under the plug’s tab, preventing the plug’s tab from being physically depressed far enough to release the plug from the socket.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 102 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Recite the Ode after me:
Orange-stripe Orange, Green-Stripe Blue,
Blue-Stripe Green, Brown-Stripe Brown

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 20 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Also: my life improved immensely when I decided to spend 12 quid to buy this:

I literally sploosh every time I use it. Doesn't matter what the wire, length, thickness, or girth. They crimp all the same

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)

The wall behind me. Chin up, no drooling.

Good crimpers and strippers are worth their weight in what you paid for them in pennies.

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[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Orange on left

Brown on right

Stripe solid stripe solid

Green green was the worst anime I have ever fucking seen

Green green bad

I hate that this is what works for me

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

New core memory.

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[–] TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Finally a thread for me!

I like the protected tabs because barring any absurd workspace dimensions I can use the plastic as extra leverage to press down on the tab with.

And I like sliding the Ethernet Foreskin over the terminal after I'm done assembling it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Plus you can re-use the covers later for sex later

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The one on the left gets the utility knife circumcision.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

If you cut the bottom of the hood halfway, it protects the tab but still squishes to disconnect. I've lost too many tabs to the full circumcision.

[–] Sinthesis@lemmy.today 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ogwaf@altgag.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And ideally, never pull out.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is the way.

[–] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Literally never found myself wanting one of these on my cable. I've found myself swearing at them more times than I can remember

[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You've apparently never pulled hundreds of feet of ethernet cable from racks or under raised datacenter floors. Without these, you're replacing that connector once it pops loose from the tangle without a tab

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Who's pulling hundreds of feet of already terminated cable?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People who work on highrises. Ownership and management really have no concept of what they are asking when they say the server room needs to go from one side of the building to another, especially if there is satellite internet. Fuck satellite internet.

[–] BluescreenOfDeath@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Your infrastructure cabling shouldn't ever be terminated to rj45. That should always be terminated to a keystone jack.

But even if you're dealing with cables that were terminated into rj45 and need to be relocated with rj45s at the new location, you should just go ahead and cut the ends off. The cable can get snagged and stuck with the end on.

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[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Guy I used to work with would intentionally break off the latch on every cable he touched, rendering this question moot.

[–] filcuk@feddit.uk 26 points 3 days ago

I assume he has since disappeared under mysterious circumstances, at the same time as all of his coworkers were somewhere else on a walk together (or so they swear)

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[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

Gotta love how "memes" is just computing memes and we are all fine with it anyway.

[–] taxon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 36 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Reboots some switches

How are you rebooting a switch with a connector?

[–] kensand@sopuli.xyz 85 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Some dumber manufacturers put the reset button right above a port, such that the clip cover can bump it on insertion.

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 135 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

dumber manufacturers

Cisco

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago

Sorry, dumb and corrupt manufacturers.

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[–] countvon@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

One on the right, when asked about "some switches":

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always circumcise my RJ45 connectors before plugging them in.

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Great, now I'm going to call these RJ45 foreskins.

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 24 points 3 days ago

The one on the right, every day. The one on the left is a pain in the ass to disconnect.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I'm a no boot man, causes more issues then they solve.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

yeah same. I can count on one hand the number of times I've ripped lock tabs off, meanwhile the number of times the stiff protective boot makes it impossible to unclip when it is cold or more than 5yo is easily in the thousands.

Also reterminating a plug with a broken lock tab takes like 5 minutes to cut and crimp.. Or be a real chad and throw a strip of duct tape to hold it in and say fuckit.

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

There’s a secret third option I didn’t include

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

* poorly designed switches

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Neither. I choose neither.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

Choose B and better switches

If you can't so that, choose B and use scissors to shorten the guard a hair

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago

Reboots some switches is a pro.

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