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Mine was "Magic" by Olivia Newton John. Sounds like it set the mood just fine.

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[–] LazyGit@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

All you need is love - Beatles

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Forget number 1s, what was your mother's maiden name?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 minute ago

JonesJohnsonSmith

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

No... Your first pet name

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] TheArtfulLlama@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Listen to Your Heart - Roxette

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago

Love that song

[–] Xyphius@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

Maneater by Hall & Oates

[–] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

I'll make love to you -Boyz2Men

[–] LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

🎶It must have been love, BUT ITS OVER NOWW! 🎶

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Uptown funk bruno mars

[–] zerofcx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk how you Rick Rolled me with a stupid meme, but well done.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago

Holly shit. I won the internet lottery! Or maybe you did? I dunno.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the song recommendation, I found a banger with my date.

[–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I'm not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What's your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?

  1. Symbiotic
  2. Patriotic
  3. Spasmodic
  4. Rapscallions
  5. Pescatarian
  6. Octogenarians
  7. Scapegoats
  8. Landsharks
  9. Slimeballs

(zero.) Juggernaut

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

No, that's why this is an imperfect measure of a song that might have spent weeks at #1.

I've already explained this like 5 times. Doesn't anyone read comments?

the fucks a comment

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Don't count back 9 months btw, count 40 weeks.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years

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[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why back 40 and not forward 12 weeks?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

As long as you subtract one full year at the end I guess, yeah, maybe. But not every New Years Day occurs at a clean week break, so. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yikes, it wasn't very glamorous for me, oh well

[–] ccunix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mull of Kintyre by Wings

My parents had 0 interest in any music that was not out of the West End though, so I doubt it was a factor.

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[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

From what I'm seeing, I think it was "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
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[–] korthrun@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nice phishing question though.

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dunno about 9 months before but when I was born 'No Limit' by 2Unlimited was #1, and when my wife was born it was the Smurfs's cover of that song.

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Escape (The Piña Colada Song)

...yeah

[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

ITT: people doxing themselves

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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

... oh. huh. yyyeah i see there are indeed a number of my father's favorite songs here ._.

Jump - Van Halen
Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Against All Odds - Phil Collins
Tina Turner - What's Love Got To Do With It

He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house...

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