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All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
Forget number 1s, what was your mother's maiden name?
JonesJohnsonSmith
No... Your first pet name
Listen to Your Heart - Roxette
Love that song
Maneater by Hall & Oates
I'll make love to you -Boyz2Men
🎶It must have been love, BUT ITS OVER NOWW! 🎶
Uptown funk bruno mars
Idk how you Rick Rolled me with a stupid meme, but well done.
Holly shit. I won the internet lottery! Or maybe you did? I dunno.
Thanks for the song recommendation, I found a banger with my date.
phrasing
Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I'm not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What's your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?
- Symbiotic
- Patriotic
- Spasmodic
- Rapscallions
- Pescatarian
- Octogenarians
- Scapegoats
- Landsharks
- Slimeballs
(zero.) Juggernaut
No, that's why this is an imperfect measure of a song that might have spent weeks at #1.
I've already explained this like 5 times. Doesn't anyone read comments?
the fucks a comment
Don't count back 9 months btw, count 40 weeks.
Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years
why back 40 and not forward 12 weeks?
As long as you subtract one full year at the end I guess, yeah, maybe. But not every New Years Day occurs at a clean week break, so. 🤷♂️
Yikes, it wasn't very glamorous for me, oh well
Mull of Kintyre by Wings
My parents had 0 interest in any music that was not out of the West End though, so I doubt it was a factor.
From what I'm seeing, I think it was "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men
Dunno about 9 months before but when I was born 'No Limit' by 2Unlimited was #1, and when my wife was born it was the Smurfs's cover of that song.
Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
...yeah
... oh. huh. yyyeah i see there are indeed a number of my father's favorite songs here ._.
Jump - Van Halen
Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Against All Odds - Phil Collins
Tina Turner - What's Love Got To Do With It
He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house...