Try it with Ramen instead of hot dogs for even cheaper calories /s
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Try with dog food!
American food is insane
I mean pasta with meat in it isn't that weird. Other than macaroni the only other thing in the box is the powder you make the sauce with. Is that the insane part?
"real cheese" eh? sure
This shit will raise your cholesterol like nothing else.
Some of y’all never had Helper and it shows.
“Want to eat at my house? My mom’s making Helper.”
“You mean like Hamburger Helper?”
“Yeah but without the hamburger.”
Being too poor to afford hamburger is not exactly a new condition.
Hamburger Helper without the Hamburger still slaps.
I don't know if this is actually true or not, because I didn't grow up eating a lot of hamburger helper, but I think it's the fact that they're advertising it for the cheaper meat that's a recession indicator.
I mean, I can't digest beef, so chicken and pork hotdogs would be an alternative. Dunno how it'd taste tho lmao
I mean, hotdogs in Mac n cheese is pretty ok.
I call it my childhood
T-rumps in a blanket.
Money aside, beef has a horrible environmental impact. Pork (as found in hot dogs) is way better.
Why is it "pig meat" instead of pork?! That seems suspiciously hot dog specific...
Yeah, I think the total land used for cattle equals the entire landmass of north america too.
I love beef, I love hamburgers, but it's pretty clearly unsustainable.
I suspect beef prices are only going to go up and they'll never come down ever again.
Weird that Soy isn’t on the list, unless it’s so low it isn’t even on the same scale?
Turns out you can choose what's on the chart. Soy isn't there, but there's a Soy Milk and Other Vegetables category.
Edit: Woops, the one above is a different chart. I found the protein one, but the categories are different, and I don't see anything close to soy. https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/ghg-per-protein-poore
Thanks for the link! I just learned something new, dark chocolate is almost 2x worse than beef! Only heard about the injustices towards the ppl growing cacao beans, now i know one more reason not to buy it...
You don't usually buy chocolate to get your protein dose though. Per kilo, dark chocolate is half the impact of beef. And a serving of chocolate is not the same mass as a serving of meat.
But... yeah. It's not nothing.
this is based on poore-nemecek 2018, which is not very good science
Both charts are interesting, thank you for adding this one!
Edit: tofu is soy-based and can be added
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Use Hot Dogs instead of Hamburger in Hamburger fucking Helper?
I think it means we are great again?
Foreign Nations gaze upon our culinary prowess in fear.
My partner and I can afford some pretty reasonable dinners. But one of our go-to staples is literally a box of Kraft Dinner and sliced hot dogs.
We'll make 3 boxes worth and fridge the leftovers for quick dinners for a couple more days.
Don't be throwing slander at the vast usefulness of the glorious hot dog.
cheezedog enhancer.
A waste of money.
Box of elbow macaroni, 1/4 block of velvita and a single hot dog is WAY less than that box
Hey, you selling loose dawgs over there? Or where you gettin' 'em from 1 at a time?
hot dog bun companies hate this person
You need a better dawg guy.
If there's a need, i'll start a side hustle.
At the moment, I'm perfectly happy to freeze the other 7
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