This kind of language around LLMs seem to want us to personify these systems, to treat them, in our minds, as if they are people. This, to me, is extremely fucking dangerous. I do not want the mob developing personal, emotional attachments to objects that compete with their connections to actual humans around them. I don't care what their reason is, this is an insane thing to force us to do. I will not play personhood make believe with your computer.
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Well if people don't personify LLMs they might start holding the AI companies responsible for all the crimes they keep committing with them...
If I were an investor, I'd pull my money out of that company. This is like giving money to your brother in law to start a bakery and finding him the back petting a loaf of bread and introducing it to you as Willy.
"I can't believe you took all my money just to sit in the back and stroke Willy all day!"
I was banned for a comment worded exactly as an example of what WASN'T considered threats of death, etc.. Filed an appeal. What are the odds of being exonerated?
Here I go brain the size of a planet and they ask me to port code to Rust!
Ha ha ha, already, even before the growth phase is done, they are pulling this shit.
They don't think they have to worry because they will get bailed out and do 1984 surveillance on us and the world on the government's dime, (dime is short for tens of billions of dollars a year.)
LLM is such a fucking scam, and they can't hide it, they oversold it, and now it's just clear.
Woosh
In my experience, everyone that uses whoosh like that is a tool.
You are correct. Although, in this particular instance, they are also correct. lol
Right‽ Everyone knows that it's 4 "O's", like "whoooosh"
Good point. Ha ha ha. You might be as much of an asshole as I am. I mean that in good humour.
Transistors switching really fast = emotions lul
Please don't write off the possibility of artificial consciousness, just because this isn't it. Thought is a process which meat can perform.
What is it, then? And while you're there, what is non artificial consciousness?
Then why continue if it's possible? Unless you are ok with slavery.
Can you not imagine the difference between creating new life and enslaving it?
In a capitalist system? No, I can't imagine that...
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Alright, look, I don't think AI is sentient. I don't think it's capable of feeling emotions, LLMs are just prediction engines on steroids, etc...
But if you want to get reductive about it, Mr waveforms in a clump of cells,...
I think we don't understand intelligence and we absolutely could create a sentient machine. LLM's ain't it though
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When the AI has better working conditions than you
Had me in the first half, ngl
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