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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bum is stored in the cladder

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You keeping bums in my cladder again?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Where else would you keep your bum? thicc-trump butt

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I thought it was in the pineal gland together with the soul, basically making it ectoplasm

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Controversial

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

tenna-cabbage oh shit we finally got tenna emotes

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

WhyEssEff gives us the best emotes.

Wish we had one the one where he's pogging and pointing like a weirdo, but the mods already gave us so many Tennas lmao

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No? it’s stored in the balls.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, pee is stored in the balls. Stupid. Get a load of this idiot that doesn't know what balls are for!

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You dumb fuck, pee is stored in the bladder and sperm is stored in the balls. The pee travels down to the balls to propel the sperm out of the dick, this is why when you ejaculate you are peeing + sperming=cumming. Learn some male anatomy.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Ooooh look the the genius here that doesn't know about the OBVIOUS SECOND SET OF BALLS IN THE BLADDER!

Embarrassing. Pathetic even.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Balls are stored in the pancreas, pancreas is stored in the lungs, lungs is stored in the tympanic membrane, tympanic membrane is stored in the mitochondria, mitochondria is stored in the bladder. Anatomy is kind of confusing so I get it

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

The lung bone is connected to the... pancreas bone! The pancreas bone is connected to the... testicle bone!

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

OBVIOUS SECOND SET OF BALLS IN THE BLADDER!

‘Obvious’

Xi, please commence the land invasion on Australia, these people yearn for freedom

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The "pee is stored in the balls" line is an old internet bit that I don't know the full history of. They're not being serious.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah, sorry, you seem to have been part of the bit. I am autistic and take things very literally, so I don't like it when a bunch of people are having a laugh at my expense rather than just explaining what's so funny. I was trying to help.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Oh no worries haha

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, sorry. I know that feeling. It's all good 👍

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

That's why men gotta pee after getting off think-about-it

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you have an obstruction of the urethra, then your ejaculations can backfire into the bladder

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Everyone's saying it!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I keep my bladder stored in cum just in case I need to.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Poop is stored in the spleen