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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

I want to take a trip to these kitties

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

look at all those colorful cat toys

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

do you have any beanis to declare? ✍️

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

we searched your luggage and found this 🫘

care to explain yourself? disgost

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

tails-startled I was holding them for a friend, We must have gotten our luggage switched or I've never seen those in my life pick your favorite.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

fedposting we’ve decided that half of them belong to your “friend”, and the other half you’ve never seen before, so you’re free to go

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Thank you kindly pineapple-stroll

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Anyone here for business will be executed as a reactionary.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

understandable, have an enjoyable trip maam

[–] jared@mander.xyz 9 points 4 months ago

Just passing through.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

uhhm errm ahhh ehdjei errh uhh Bu.. er yeaj . uhh Pl. no... . both maybe cursed-woog !

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

please step aside love, you’ve been randomly selected for additional screening fedposting

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I do not take pleasure in the trolling I must do. It's a solemn duty

[–] hogslayer@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

The business of posting is my pleasure howdy-skull

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago
[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

You know, people keep asking me if I'm beanis or not. And I haven't really had an answer for them yet. But now? I'm thinking I'm beanis.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago