The business of pleasure

badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
The business of pleasure

I want to take a trip to these kitties
look at all those colorful cat toys
pleasure 
do you have any beanis to declare? ✍️
none I can think of
we searched your luggage and found this 🫘
care to explain yourself? 
I was holding them for a friend, We must have gotten our luggage switched or I've never seen those in my life pick your favorite.
we’ve decided that half of them belong to your “friend”, and the other half you’ve never seen before, so you’re free to go
Thank you kindly 
Anyone here for business will be executed as a reactionary.
I'm here to fart and shit
understandable, have an enjoyable trip maam
Just passing through.
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please step aside love, you’ve been randomly selected for additional screening 
Vry tiem 
I do not take pleasure in the trolling I must do. It's a solemn duty
The business of posting is my pleasure 
Plibeanis
You know, people keep asking me if I'm beanis or not. And I haven't really had an answer for them yet. But now? I'm thinking I'm beanis.
Beansiness