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I too would like to help you contribute to declining birth rate and many creampies!
Serious question: My partner is looking to get one, does it have much of an affect on sex drive generally?
My partner experiences plenty of sex drive with one.
But the first period after she got it lasted weeks.
Then periods became very light. Which was the main draw, to reduce period pain in her case.
That's good!
That and the lack of periods makes the god awful insertion a thousand times worth it!
Til you don't get periods with IUD. Does it just stop? Does the iud somehow stop the cycle?
IUDs (hormonal ones) thin out your uterine lining to the point where you get little to no bleeding. You still ovulate and go through a βcycle,β you just donβt bleed.
Supposedly it varies from woman to woman. Mine stopped.
Gemini claims the mechanism is that the low dosage of progesterone prevents the uterine lining build up.
Wife and I got one past her IUD, 11 years old now :). Be careful.
Slightly valid humblebrag
My usual talk during check ups:
Are you currently sexually active?
Yes.
Are you trying to get pregnant, or any chance of a pregnancy?
No.
What method of contraception are you using?
Sex reassignment surgery.
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Hmmm, if I insert it up my butt will I stop farting?
There's nothing like empirical evidence I would say. Go ahead and try and then please report back.
It has strings attached to it so they might get poopy
It would make your burps more smelly.
Busting out the Lisa Frank! Congrats on surviving insertion because Jesus fucking Christ that shit hurts. I had to have mine taken out because it kept poking me, hope you don't have that issue!
My SIL was on an IUD, like 17 years ago or so. I remember because my nephew is getting his drivers license soon.
(They aren't infallible)
Wow she's the .1% of the .1%. When it does fail the vast majority of pregnancies are non-viable ectopic. So your nephew really beat the odds
They can just fall out or migrate too.
Are you talking about the iud or a child?
Yes
True, still they are 99.8% to 99.9% effective depending on the kind. Insane odds, since it was so close to insertion there must have been some kind of mistake during insertion
I gave birth once. Would rather never experience that hell again.
Did you ever feel the urge to have a second one around the time your first became 2 ? According to my colleagues it's super common
By the time she was two, she's legally wasn't mine anymore, so no
I only had one kid so I'm half assing my contribution.
Me and my exes first wife had 3 kids with him, so I feel like we're 3 for 3, just replacement population. No growth.
I think you're statistically 60% of the way there?
Yeah same here and feel similarly, still contributing, just less.
I paid Β£400 for the snip but save so much not paying a fortune raising children.
Best investment I have ever made.
I paid Β£400 for the snip
Why? "Β£" suggests you're in the UK. It's free in the UK, unless you don't want to wait a few months.
the shears were cheap but he spent a fortune on bandaids
I thought it's like Β£4k for a bilateral orchiectomy?
Just snipping the tubes, not yanking the boys out.
I want the boys yanked out of me.... :(
Yeah that was kind of outside of the scope of the discussion. It was mainly around a vasectomy to prevent births.
Wait. No more periods?! Is that an expected side effect of an IUD? :o
Yes! They thin out the lining so much that you either have very light or no periods at all. I went through going through super+ tampons in an hour to literally nothing at all (nothing at all, nothing at ALL!)
Love my stupid sexy IUD!
Yes, but that only applies to hormonal IUDs, not copper ones.
That's why you don't buy copper from Ea-nΔαΉ£ir.
Commitment to the spelling
He was such a fantastic con man that we still know his name four thousand years later. That deserves respect!
that really, truly is how it feels after some good oral!
Unlimited creampies on offer and you're still talking about oral!?
oh like this is the first time I've heard "wherever you want"
it wasn't an immaculate conception that time!