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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ayn Rand's parents should have atlas hugged her more as a child.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The worst thing the Soviet Union ever did was give Ayn Rand an education.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ok so no joke, this is my 2nd hexbear account. One of the first posts i ever made here on my first account was make that exact joke and someone told me it was misogynistic. I deleted it cause I didnt wanna upset anyone.

Now that im smarter, yeah, its not and its also true.

This is your daily CorgiLore post

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah she sucks and the world would be better off if she never learned to write her shit. I would make the same joke about any other reactionary that grew up in the USSR to go on to write the most toxic shit ever.

It's funny that people would call that misogynistic too because that is like the toxic masculinity handbook.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would have been better if her parents hadn't atlas fucked.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I hope they got atlas mugged

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

To avoid drama: @ less, shrug more

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

atlas shrugged and said “whatever’s fine that’s cool, i dont like to make a big deal about things. i try to be laid back”

Oh trust me I read that putrid shit, there's definitely lot of suckin

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

It's a broken computer: Apple bugged

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I like "Atlas Tugged"

[–] Quai@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Atlas Plugged, yea?

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago
[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

making a ‘jerking off’ motion “more like atlas tugged”

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Atlas Chugged

Atlas Shucked corn-man-khrush

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah sucked my girl dick lmaoooo

I became a conservative when I got Atlas Mugged.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Atlas cucked

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

more like Fatass Tugged.

boom. gottem.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Badlas Shrugged

atlas suck so hard he sent the sky to heaven

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

atlass-fucked

[–] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

atlas sucked me off