Ayn Rand's parents should have atlas hugged her more as a child.
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It would have been better if her parents hadn't atlas fucked.
I hope they got atlas mugged
The worst thing the Soviet Union ever did was give Ayn Rand an education.
Ok so no joke, this is my 2nd hexbear account. One of the first posts i ever made here on my first account was make that exact joke and someone told me it was misogynistic. I deleted it cause I didnt wanna upset anyone.
Now that im smarter, yeah, its not and its also true.
This is your daily CorgiLore post
Nah she sucks and the world would be better off if she never learned to write her shit. I would make the same joke about any other reactionary that grew up in the USSR to go on to write the most toxic shit ever.
It's funny that people would call that misogynistic too because that is like the toxic masculinity handbook.
atlas shrugged and said “whatever’s fine that’s cool, i dont like to make a big deal about things. i try to be laid back”

I like "Atlas Tugged"
Atlas Plugged, yea?
Atlas cucked
Atlas Chugged
It's a broken computer: Apple bugged
Atlas Shucked 
Atlas Fugged


making a ‘jerking off’ motion “more like atlas tugged”
I became a conservative when I got Atlas Mugged.
good post
Yeah sucked my girl dick lmaoooo
To avoid drama: @ less, shrug more
GOOD post 
Badlas Shrugged
atlass-fucked
atlas sucked me off
more like Fatass Tugged.
boom. gottem.
Gottem
atlas suck so hard he sent the sky to heaven
Atlas Drugged 
spoiler
Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy