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Like what's the white person equivalent of one of those gross crackers covered in that carcinogenic meat flavored powder? 
im definitely a garlic flavored one 
what's the white person equivalent of one of those gross crackers covered in that carcinogenic meat flavored powder?
That sounds like something the British would Invent so I'm saying that's who they represent
Meat powder, maybe, but carcinogenic means it's definitely American.
There's definitely a type of guy that's those sour cream and chive rice crackers that come in the green packet but are just white once you open them up
idk about you but I'm one of those fucking delicious puffy biscuits with the medium sized salt crystals (I'm a hater but it's not all I am) embedded in me. Some real primo arnotts shit you know?
Jatz?
not vegan iirc. Therefor only the scum of the earth eat them
I'm poo flavoured cos I haven't washed my butt
Redditors and 
are bacon Tucs because 
le freaking Epic Bacon! 
in addition to saltine crackers, we have oyster crackers, ritz crackers, animal crackers...
are they all plain crackers or
Are the cumskins known for properly seasoning their food?
I can't find it right now, but imagine I posted a screenshot of that How It's Made episode where they are at an England meat pie factory and the guy is using a rubber water hose to add water to the pies "for flavor".
"Good gravy!"
"Oh thank you, it's just brown and water"
lmao wtf
yeah, white people come in all colors from reddish nuclear-white through corpse-pale and all the way down to somewhat tan!
some of us change colors with the seasons, going between corpse-pale and awkward farmer's tan.
so there's plenty of cracker options
I stay corpse-pale. Sometimes I turn pink when I burn, but then right back to corpse, no tanning step.
ah, the northwestern variety
I’m a pizzeria flavored cracker.
It*lians aren't white lmao
but for Shapes flavours
Salt and vinegar
I'm a flaming hot cheeto double scooped through French onion dip.
the kind of thing only that one cousin eats... with aggression, as if their goal is to make everyone else at the family turn away in disgust.
YOU ARE NOT A CHIPOTLE CRACKER BRO!
STOP CRUSHING MY HOPES AND DREAMS
I am a goldfish cracker with sesame seeds
Can I be those pizza flavoured Shapes? They're crackers, right?