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[–] Tabooki2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

If I attempt that I'm going to need a much much bigger penis

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

There's plenty of space under that skirt, do you need an even bigger one?

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

Just a bigger tongue

[–] comador@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I did some preliminary reconnaissance. No nudity, very burlesque. Worth a quick scroll through because she is very tall. Which is extremely attractive and an oddity. I mean that in the most sincerest way possible. I'm just saying if you're looking for porn you're not going to find it on her Reddit.

[–] WongKaKui@piefed.ca 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 hours ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 hours ago

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak."

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

I want to see a floor plan, because look at that tile transition.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Being that tall must be kind of annoying. Just needing to duck every time you walk through a doorway seems like a pain. I’m around 6’ and I have a hard time with legroom in airplanes. Idk what people this tall even do if they can’t afford one of the expensive seats.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 hours ago

I worked with someone of similar height. He mentioned trying to buy a car. I think it's just hell.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Big woman 🫪

Tormund giantsbane from game of thrones looking fascinated by the very large Brienne of Tarth

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 22 points 15 hours ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I have always secretly hoped.

[–] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 77 points 20 hours ago
[–] gothmog@lemmy.today 19 points 18 hours ago

I should call her.

No,

,no,

No you should not. You have beeen down that road

You know where it leads.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 123 points 1 day ago (17 children)

As a tall woman, this lady is self esteem inspirational.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 39 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

As a tall woman, even taller women are the best

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I get so excited when I see one. I was bullied a lot and it's nice not to associate height with negativity, other women living their best life is as positive as it gets

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Yeah I've got a complicated relationship with my height and size in general. Like on one hand it amplifies a lot of the crap I deal with being trans, and it's always so awkward being a head taller than every other woman in a room, and I find myself trying to make myself smaller, but on the other hand I'm barely taller than my mom and some of my old friends from growing up are tall enough they had to be tested for gigantism as kids so I've got so many positive associations with height, and my wife really likes my height

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

As a small dude, I feel like I have no shot with tall women

Edit: bruh what am I saying, I barely have a shot with any women

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago

My wife is taller than me. You've just got to find your match.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm 5'3 and my wife is closer to 5'10. My wife is quite charming and attractive whilst I have a huge personality.

Awful joke that scarcely carries into text aside, it's possible to date successfully as a short man. You just have to have things to offer, then find someone who values those things. Having really excellent things, like fantastic conversational skills and personality, well-developed or unique personal interests, or a monster condom that you use for your magnum dong, helps immensely.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

That's pretty cool. You give me much encouragement sir, cause I am around your height. I just have like negative rizz, not sure how to work on that.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 44 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I'm six foot and my husband is 5'9, we've been together over 20 years. There's always a shot, believe you're a short king and women will believe in you. Confidence > everything else. You'll find your person.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 54 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

5'9"

short king

That'd be a medium, so a duke at best.

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