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[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 hour ago

Thats stupid

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Good use of tax money. They should also help usher kids to factories while at it.

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 hours ago

Lgbt are framed and put into jail in Florida

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 53 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

There are over 70 confederate monuments in the state of Florida; none of which are yet painted in rainbow colors.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

I looked at the map and was surprised to see 2 "confederate monuments" in the Bay Area in California. Turn out it's two buildings in Berkeley that have since been renamed. Whew!

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Pride and Prejudice.

I'll see myself out.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Some confederate soldier statues in full drag kit and face would make quite a spectacle.

[–] CircuitGuy@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

I didn't like Florida that much when I lived there in the 80s and 90s. It sounds like it's gotten worse.

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Goddammit, I thought this was going to be an Onion type article. It wasn't.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago

We already live in clown world. We are beyond parody.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Id ask what's stopping people from standing in the vicinity with a big box of chalk but thats probably a great way to get chalk made illegal.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

I mean... They outlawed unmarried women from parachuting on Sundays, and fishing while driving across bridges....

Why not chalk too?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quick! Paint somewhere else.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Paint everywhere else. Turn everything that's not guarded in to rainbows of defiance.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You never know when one of those cheeky crossings will turn gay on you.

I looked at the sky the other day after a bit of rain. Boom. Gay. Just like that. It could happen to any of us.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Damn, you caught the gay?

I'm so sorry bro. Want a BJ to cheer you up?

.... No homo.

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What an incredibly efficient use of taxpayer-funded police forces! Should report it to DOGE, they definitely need to cut funding for that

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yep.

We cant give medicine/healthcare that those that need it, cause its to expensive.

We cant give food to those that need it, cause its too expensive.

We can't provide shelter to those that need it, cause its too expensive.

but somehow, magically, when it comes to the police state and fascism.. Theres always an endless waterfall of money.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess when one is in a gold-plated conference room with oligarch friends and you collectively have a couple trillion dollars in assets to "protect," peeling away a few billion to pay some of the poors to shoot the other poors before they take your shit (or your head) seems like a pretty reasonable business expense.

When you look at them as the protectors of capital rather than the protectors of the people, it makes a lot more sense.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i mean, you dont even have to look at it that way.

cause it literally is that.

Police, since the begining, have existed to protect the property of the rich. Not the rights of the poor.

They've literally gone to the supreme court to fight against being held accountable to their own "protect and serve" bullshit.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The very first police officers were primarily slave catchers

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Yep, the property of the rich.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

Bully the policists and paint other crosswalks.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Russia: Rainbow Flag Illegal

USA: Rainbow Flag Illegal

So what's the difference anymore.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Russia has a capable (if thoroughly evil) leader?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

It’s the same leader

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mmm, I'd say Ukraine makes that not the case. The capable part, not the evil part.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe. I think Putin's main concern with Ukraine was preventing them from selling natural gas from the Donbas region to Western Europe and undercutting his main source of revenue, and he's achieved that even if he didn't successfully overrun the whole country.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

That's almost certainly part of why, but he most definitely wasn't expecting to sink this much money, time, and personnel into the conquest. Continuing to do so is definitely not something a capable leader would do.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

The US also has a very capable leader. As you can see with President Putin's implementation of his controversial policies in the US.

Oh you mentioned some orange old man hanging out in DC? Oh that's just the court jester.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Just wait em out? You're in a seige now, and hopefully the seiging army goes home. Then, you go out and make it a rainbow again.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Instead of defund the police, it’s now “run out the police budget”

Is it a crime to buy a vinyl decal for a car that says “rainbow painting” and drive around a city, occasionally stopping near crosswalks to check your phone? I don’t think so.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

The decal should say "Gay Agenda Traffic Services."

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

you'll never run out the police budget.

If you managed to even get close to it, government would step in and take more money from starving children and the ill, to keep their fascist oppressors on the streets.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We all literally just saw this happen.

ICE budget is multiplied by 10 because they "ran out of budget"

[–] modus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Go and stand there with buckets of paint and a roller and wait them out. Even better if it's one can labeled "rainbow" paint.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Cause you know, that will stop all the horrible crime the GOP is talking about... You know how dangerous crosswalks are!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I've just been to east Germany and saw in a museum the Incredible pettiness of the surveillance state.

They collected smell samples of supposed activists, and you could be labeled an activist for writing something sarcastic on a poster or newspaper. Also if you were labeled as such they could 'unofficially ' ruin your life (as in thwart your ambitions and goals.

So much money and effort was spent on policing the hearts and minds of the populace. And the frail religious conservatives who run America would probably love the idea.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve just been to eat Germany

I recommend chewable Tums for that.

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