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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

You hate Family Guy because Stewie is gay

I hate Family Guy because it's Bigotry: The Cartoon

we-are-not-the-same

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Leviticus 18:22: ”Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable."

Nothing about a cartoon baby?

Psalm 101:3 ”I will not set before my eyes anything that is worthless. I hate the work of those who fall away; it shall not cling to me.”

Hey, at least the first sentence applies to Family Guy, can't argue with that.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chick learned to give citations from Prager U. The sources don't provide evidence for anything. They're just somewhat related to the subject.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Probably the other way around, pretty sure Chick tracts have been around longer than PragerU

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

50 years ago, this would have been unthinkable!

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

My favorite Frakes moment is from a UFO documentary that aired on FOX around the same time this show was airing

It's called UFOs: The Best Evidence Caught On Tape

There's a segment where they're showing footage of a UFO over Tel Aviv and he just breathlessly says the line

"Perhaps these ships are being piloted by giant aliens, as mentioned in the Bible"

Six year old me was just like "Woah, I must have skipped that part!"

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

It seems today

That all you see

Is homosexuality

And gay sex on tv

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Family GAY am I right? laugh track tenna-bow

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do you know which chick tract this is from? I haven't seen it before, must be one I don't have

[–] martletutyfan@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

IDK it's just an image I've seen sometimes online, I'm not really too knowledgeable about Chick Tracts (though I know they suck of course).

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I collect them whenever I see them mostly to get them off the street but they can be darkly funny. I found the source of this page and it's a comic that starts off warning you about the evils of the Pope in Rome & his secret plan to take over American Christianity™ before pivoting to a racist rant about "Allah the moon god".

They also cram in a bit about how there's only one perfect copy of the Bible (just happens to be the English translation they use) and all others are packs of perfidious lies spread by the Devil's man on earth, the Pope.

[–] martletutyfan@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah I know about their weird anti-Catholic conspiracy theories lmao.

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are they those KJV-only folks, or do they use an even wackier version? It really is comical that some English copy is the only correct version, though. An ancient text written in dead languages/dead dialects of those languages is only correctly read in a language developed ~1500 years later.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Yea pretty sure they're KJV people, I've always found it hilarious that they'd shun every other translation other than "theirs", especially since like you said according to them the only "correct" version is written in a language that didn't even exist when the biblical canon was decided on, let alone when they were all written

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's from "Still no revival?"

https://archive.ph/yyoCj if it will load the images for you, otherwise https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1069

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

USians worship the TV

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

They worship the tv

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

what the deuce???

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable. - Leviticus 18:22

Stewie isn't having sexual relations with anyone so what's the problem here?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman

So gay sex is okay as long as you don't emulate heterosexual culture (making boomer jokes about how much you hate your wife etc.)?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I'm not having vaginal sex with other men so it should be good right? I guess unless it's with a trans man, but they would have to acknowledge a trans man is a man before they can charge me. Checkmate, Christians troll

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

He's literally a baby lmao

[–] Des@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

uhh
it's a chick tract so i can't tell if this is an antisemitic caricature or not. i'm guessing it is

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

The character expresses basic humanity decency, it almost certainly is.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My first thought was Idahoan but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idk the context though, you seem to kniw what you're talking about. What is a "Chick tract", if you don't mind explaining?

[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

some guy named something chick makes these shitty little comics to push his version of extreme right wing Christianity on people

the kind of extreme evangelical that believes Catholics worship satan and D&D will make you into a witch (it will but in a cool way)

so no doubt also believes horrible shit about Jewish people and everyone else

i used to find them scattered all the time. some friends collected them simply because of how absurd they are.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

🙏Thank you friend.

I love that the dad is drinking and looks like a drunk.

"Psssf listen son, stop being a homoppphobe. I wanna watch the funny fat guy show! You know you pppppastor is a gay too right."