i drive the speed limit if you tailgate me I slow down 
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
so true oomfie
me
—— them right behind me ——> 
Oh come on I haven't got all day, buster! 
skill issue
drives

I've been tailgated in a snow storm for driving to conditions instead of treating the speed limit like the minimum. Dude had this massive light bar he kept flashing at me in an attempt to get me to speed up. Keep in mind this is up north in winter so it was already pitch dark out.
Needless to say this lightshow made it harder to see so I just had to slow down even more to drive safely
Remember having to explain to an Australian that yes, people will become furious if you aren't driving at least 10 miles over the speed limit.
I drive a GPS and AI monitored fleet vehicle. If I go too fast the nice lady tells me to slow TF down 😂
There is a sign saying my speed is monitored. People are still assholes. And I still drive like 4 or 5 over!
Literally me:
