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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment.

Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

::: spoiler nsfw image of the green m and m that’s not what you expect, but is what came up when I searched “sexy green Eminem” and is too good to not post

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[–] booty@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this is a truly terrible post. great job comrade

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Tyvm. by the time I posted it I wasn’t even sure why I was doing so. The hallmark of a real bad post

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolutely horrendous…

Well done…

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

🦆 🦆 🏁 image search is off the chain sometimes

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

tfw you already snoopyed but they keep charlie browning on your peanit

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I nominate you for the the Jar Jar binks bad post award catgirl-salute

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

i screamed fyi

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Im sorry i have to procure these fedposting

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it's like a giant spaghetti noodle

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mind keeps processing it as a boa/dress like Liza Minelli in Cabaret

[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

maybe if charlie kirk had worn a giant spaghetti penis like a boa he would still be alive today... damn

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Huh, normally when they draw it that long it isn't flaccid and is as thick as a tree trunk.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

damn she can go bungee jumping with that thing

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can she tie it in a knot? Can she tie it in a bow? And so on and so forth? zizek-preference