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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 372 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 77 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow is that the original? I think we’re on volume 50 right now

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

An edit with a little vol.50 would be epic lol

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago

You have a statue of MLK because he deserved it.

You should not get a statue for Kirk for the same reason that there is no statue of Joseph Göbbels in Berlin.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 204 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (47 children)

In what universe is Charlie Kirk at all comparable to MLK?

Release the rest of the Epstein files. Release the Yahoo emails. Why is there a drawing of Epstein grooming children allegedly at Mar a Lago?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 79 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He's not, and they know it. Pretending he's a martyr for as long as they can is rhetorically useful to them.

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 days ago (6 children)

He isn't and everyone knows it. It's what used to be trolling except it has now become a core principle and they are a full two or three generations into believing their own bullshit. It's like that guy who loves banter until you hit him with a slapper and it's a "he's gonna fight you in the parking lot" kind of situation but he called security and told them threats had been made and the cops are getting involved but it's ok because a few days later he got stabbed 7 times in Lovejoy NY for talking shit in a pool game and all was right with the world.

Sorry I got lost on that one but you get the point.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Let's go down the list:

  1. They were both shot and killed.

That's the list.

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

Were they both shot and killed by the FBI?

"A riot is the language of the unheard."

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

Remember kids, fascists need a martyr & will happily make their own if needed.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This doesn't matter at all. Release the Epstein files.

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How about a statue for all the kids murdered by your insane gun policy?

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 78 points 4 days ago (13 children)

What has Charlie Kirk actually accomplished, though? Besides spreading hatred and bigotry, that is?

He's like the anti-MLK. Everything he stood for is the worst that conservatism has to offer.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

He had a dream that america becomes like in the handmaid's tale.

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[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 97 points 4 days ago

Really working hard to distract from what the senate did yesterday being a shield for a pedophile

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Lol. I'll personally deface that shit.

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 76 points 4 days ago
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 61 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Do it, I would love a place my dog can take a shit if I ever visit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Putting Charlie Kirk's giant face up across the street from the MLK memorial would be a real "What do they stand for?" moment for generations to come.

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] nozone@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Kirk organised but did not attend the so-called “Stop the Steal” protests after Trump lost the 2020 election and helped coordinate buses for the 6 January 2021 rally led by Trump near the White House, where the outgoing Republican president urged the crowd to “fight, fight, fight” to overturn his defeat by Joe Biden.

Putting a monument for this turd in the capital he tried to overthrow is just perfectly republican. These people are going to milk this guys death for the next dozen years at least.

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[–] rozodru@piefed.social 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is the martyr they wanted for whatever reason to finally roll out their next phase. He'll be used to lock up/kill anyone that says anything negative about the administration. They're treating this nazi like he was jesus fucking christ.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Umm, they were already kind of doing that

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[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Sure, DC could use more public bathrooms.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

DC does need more public restrooms

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago

Oh yeah. Totally normal to throw up a statue before the bodies cold.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Kirk was more a Goebbels than an MLK, and more a Horst Wessel than a Goebbels. And even then, not one who was that good at sticking to the party line.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey liberals, if republicans are so transphobic, why would they build a gender neutral bathroom in the capital? Checkmate!

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Go ahead, hold him higher. Ring that bell as loud as you can. Identify yourselves as sycophants and fascists. Tell us what we already know.

[–] DNS@discuss.online 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There was a republican politician who wanted to take back the word Nazi like how black people use the N word. We are at the point in society where calling someone a Nazi, or a fascist, is not the worst thing you can do. In fact, it encourages the bootlicker to double down on their rhetoric.

The US Republicans and moderates welcomed fascism. How convenient as it's at a time where mostly all WW2 vets have passed away. The irony of their grandchildren welcoming the same evil they fought against.

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[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They are REALLY fucking itching for their Horst Wessel.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Omg. Please let this happen. Not because I care about Charlie. No, he was a racist asshole who reaped the rewards if his own rhetoric.

No no. I just want a sculpture to try and figure out how close he should make Kirks eyes. Knowing that someone had to actually objectively think about that makes me feel all warm and tingly on the inside.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

We could have something that transcends this.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Except maybe it could dispense drinks from it's neck hole.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hope his statue looks absolutely ridiculous. Like it's based off the edits of the man with an extra tiny face

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago

Those are actually just pictures of him.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

also the fact that charlie himself was recently ranting about files too, so the timing is very suspicious. because kirk has huge influence over young college age incel-to-gop pipeline, hes a threat.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 days ago

Yeah go ahead. Put it with a plaque that says what will be his famous quote "I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year".

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Worst administration ever.

I mean sure but we knew that back in January of 2017

They want to add a gender neutral bathroom? I thought they hated those.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

How is this not the Onion

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago

i hope if that ever goes up, some based dude with a sledge hammer goes to work.

[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I will only support this if its also a fountain.

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