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We're having a picnic, what're you bringing?

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

nothing because communism is when no food

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

the theory reader

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A dead rat might be a bit predictable, so instead I'll bring something out of left field that you'll never expect.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is there a vegan alternative to dead rat?

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Overripe fruit and nuts pulled out of a sewer drain.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Damn it! That was supposed to be a surprise!

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sabra khhummas and pita chips

[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Senzu beanis. beanis

[–] Pieplup@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

magikarp sushi

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope this isn’t considered “re-gifting” from our local owls - but I found

CW

the front half a mouse while gardening! And a Vole. It’s brutal out there!

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Otherwise I recently have been really enjoying a quinoa “tabbouleh”. Great vegan/DF/GF/low GI recipe, and this time of year I can get most everything from the garden for it; tomato, cucumber, parsley, garlic, scallion, (maybe a little kale if I’m a real sicko 😏). Mixed together cooked quinoa, oil and lemon and baby you’ve got a stew

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I'm bringing one single very large Beanis. Hopefully someone brings one single very large spoon

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Nothing, I'm poor and can barely afford food for me. 🥲

[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Whatever fancy feast has been fermenting at the bottom of the communal compost pile. Or shall I bring the whole thing so we can really dig in?

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

some bean chips for sure

beanis

[–] WellTheresYourCobbler@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Penut butter and javascript

[–] roux@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Air fried tofu and a micro greens salad.

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Pickles and a bunch of collard greens

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I've finally managed to find a bomb ass vegan frikadelle receipt so that. Rolls and medium mustard optional