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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

I trust an author with a name like "B.J. Nomnom"

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

as a worm myself, no. im very uppity. im not like the other worms. they just wiggle around in the mud all day. i invest in crypto. im one of the good ones.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Not gonna happen

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Dort_wirm handle isn't taken

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would love my Dune style sandworm girlfriend so much

[–] Oreb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

God Empress of Dune

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Its not the size of the worm, it's the rhythm of the movement that attracts it.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More importantly, will Dort_Owl love you if you were a worm?

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

can you love a succulent meal?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Is this a series of short stories about a woman putting her boyfriend through increasingly more difficult Saw like puzzles to prove his loyalty?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

No one told me this book was written by B.J. Nomnom. This changes my entire perspective on this worm thing.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would kill for my worm

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

No???

Im not her boyffiend

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

animorphs gettin weird and/or desperate

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

no, i would fish with you

[–] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Dort_Worm incoming?

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

what kind of worm

how big of a worm

could we still cuddle

if she got big teeth like a bobbit worm that's gonna be an issue

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Nomnomnom what a delicious wormussy