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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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You can do almost anything with them. Better than humanity you ask? Yes! For example, can you prepare humankind the way you can a bean? Nope.

Haters will say it's not true, but it is!

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[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I can be soaked in water overnight too they're not special

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If beans are so good, how come they don't fight back when I eat them?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

They're the vegan version of the cow from the restaurant at the end of the universe

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Humans eat beans though ive never seen a bean eat a human

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Human can't stop eating beans after their first time and still think they are the ones in control smh 😔

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

that's because all beans are im-vegan

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Recently this was disproven when beans evolved into Beanis. Some say Beanis is the peak of evolution but I think we need to give it some time to really see

If you ate me you'd get really bad gas too