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"Boomer guitarslop" if it's from the 70s

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 45 minutes ago

Insinuate that drummers are incredibly violent and dangerous because they love to hit things.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

People already refer to those big blues bends that are held out forever and don’t quite hit the target note as “boomer bends” so it’s just the next logical evolution.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

Used to unironically think this way when i was like 11

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

great bit, millenial guitarslop is my favorite genre

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

classical music is Deritive Pianoslop

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

I say classical music is violinslop or fluteslop.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 2 points 19 minutes ago

That's the Grateful Dead, Phish

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 2 points 34 minutes ago

All jazz subgenres are either guitarslop, keyslop or hornslop depending on which instrument takes the lead most of the time. Vibraphones count as keyslop. If no one stands out in particular it's instrumentslop.

Instrumentslop can be further divided into elevatorcore if it's simple and egomaxxing if it's not theory-gary

[–] nefertum@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

when I went to college in the states I told someone I don't like music by white people with guitars and made enemies

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 1 points 9 minutes ago

When a mf says something so emophobic you gotta hit them with the americ
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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I myself am quite a prog guitarslop enjoyer.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 3 points 23 minutes ago

I do love my boomer societycore guitarslop (Pink Floyd) and villain-coded nerdcore guitarslop (King Crimson)

I'm partial to '90s industrialslop and old school deathslop

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

you just made an enemy for life