Insinuate that drummers are incredibly violent and dangerous because they love to hit things.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
People already refer to those big blues bends that are held out forever and don’t quite hit the target note as “boomer bends” so it’s just the next logical evolution.
GOOD post
Used to unironically think this way when i was like 11
great bit, millenial guitarslop is my favorite genre
classical music is Deritive Pianoslop
I say classical music is violinslop or fluteslop.
what about acid jazz
Hippieslop
That's the Grateful Dead, Phish
All jazz subgenres are either guitarslop, keyslop or hornslop depending on which instrument takes the lead most of the time. Vibraphones count as keyslop. If no one stands out in particular it's instrumentslop.
Instrumentslop can be further divided into elevatorcore if it's simple and egomaxxing if it's not
when I went to college in the states I told someone I don't like music by white people with guitars and made enemies
When a mf says something so emophobic you gotta hit them with the americ
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I myself am quite a prog guitarslop enjoyer.
I do love my boomer societycore guitarslop (Pink Floyd) and villain-coded nerdcore guitarslop (King Crimson)
I'm partial to '90s industrialslop and old school deathslop
you just made an enemy for life