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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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The ocean and surfing are cool, so I changed my name.

Look at me, I am Australian. I hoon and drink Fosters.

Verification: owl-wink

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's true they are the real Dirt_Owl. Remember to direct all complaints about my behavior to them.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

edgeworth-pissed I... object to that objection! My client is simply airheaded buffoon that uses the wrong words sometimes

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

sus, this post conspicuously lacks mention of piss and/or shit

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

yea but look at the verification... that's literally them....

[–] sea_owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I piss and shit in the sea. My goal is to do enough to taint the ocean. I avoided the subject since I have failed to achieved that goal yet, and am somewhat ashamed.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

The ocean and surfing are cool, so I changed my name.

This checks out, I think I'm convinced

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

whoops, already asked and answered

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dirt_Owl doesn't talk that much about piss, guys owl-pissed

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

this sounds like something Dirt_Owl would say 👁️

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is clearly fake, the real dirt_owl would never risk getting wet and therefore lose their dirt from being cleaned.

[–] sea_owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I have found the salvation of mud puddles. One can have both wetness and dirt.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uhm, as a sea owl, how do you feel about water?

[–] sea_owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Lagoons and tide pools are nice. You can have sea water and dirt together in one place.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sea_owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sea_owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

that's my old shit. Time for everyone to sea me.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I always thought the ocean was full of fish piss and shid, but it turns out it's the owls too

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sea_owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thots on piss? You are a pervert!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)