The ocean and surfing are cool, so I changed my name.
Look at me, I am Australian. I hoon and drink Fosters.
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It's true they are the real Dirt_Owl. Remember to direct all complaints about my behavior to them.
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
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I... object to that objection! My client is simply airheaded buffoon that uses the wrong words sometimes
sus, this post conspicuously lacks mention of piss and/or shit
yea but look at the verification... that's literally them....
I piss and shit in the sea. My goal is to do enough to taint the ocean. I avoided the subject since I have failed to achieved that goal yet, and am somewhat ashamed.
The ocean and surfing are cool, so I changed my name.
This checks out, I think I'm convinced
thoughts on piss?
whoops, already asked and answered
Dirt_Owl doesn't talk that much about piss, guys 
this sounds like something Dirt_Owl would say 👁️
This is clearly fake, the real dirt_owl would never risk getting wet and therefore lose their dirt from being cleaned.
I have found the salvation of mud puddles. One can have both wetness and dirt.
Uhm, as a sea owl, how do you feel about water?
Lagoons and tide pools are nice. You can have sea water and dirt together in one place.
thoughts on piss?
I thought I pissed.
:o
dirt m'gurt
that's my old shit. Time for everyone to sea me.
I always thought the ocean was full of fish piss and shid, but it turns out it's the owls too
thoughts on piss?
Thots on piss? You are a pervert!
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