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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Boys, I believe in you! There's nothing you can't handle!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

catgirl-smug

What if the toy is for their [Dort_Owl has been banned forever]

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Buying a onahole so big I can crawl into it like a kitty tunnel.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Start small, smaller than you think you can handle. You can always go bigger, but you can't undo permanent damage to your nethers. Make sure everything has a base, never use anything without base, even as a joke, even "Just a little bit." It never works out well, if you have a friend who is a nurse or doctor at a hospital you can ask them.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

real talk i had an ex like this that kept buying toys too big for me and it was bad

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I feel like this post shouldnt be in badposting

Skill issue

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

With Jesus, all things are possible.

Jesus is my liberated traffic cone.