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that just looks like dutch
edit: lol, deepl agrees
Toblonad: That one type of guy who says racist or shocking things on purpose because he's desperate for attention
That's a perfectly cromulent word
"We live in a Doritosociety!"
-- The Janker
Naw "janker" means "a person who janks, plays jank, or is janky." You have to pick a new word for dorito addiction.
Incruptibly so
@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net You should check out Book of Hours. Skills are called stuff like "Ithastry", "Hushery", "Skolekosophy", and "The Bosk", and the sequel will introduce skills like "Eloquence" (Whatever that means), and Spivvery (The skill of being a spiv)
I just wish the game wasnβt so boring after the first 30 minutes. The vibes are immaculate but they ruin it by abstracting everything away into numbers :(
You could try it's predecessor, Cultist Simulator. It's faster-paced, but still has the cards and numbers and such system.
I kinda liked having to make your own little system for storing books and so on. Half the fun of the game was just neatly sorting stuff for me. But yeah if you're not into developing a system of where to put things, the game is mostly just looking around for the right kind of icon on items which seemingly has little connection to what the item actually is and mixing it with another item to get the right number of little icons.
llannsan eiias sjak skan it "owl" xaxaxa
An Janker nemma wenns koid is
Yeah I read theory (Frindle)
Janker just sounds like the Australian version of gooner.
you donβt need doritos, eat worms or something
Get them for me please
How about i pick you up some of those new Sweet Thai Worm Doritos on my way back from the gambling parlour?
Reminder: All words are made up
Honestly Dort your tendency towards floccinaucinihilipilification gets me quite narked
Considering 
I can only buy you "sweet spicy chili" flavor doritos, which apparently exist. Hopefully this is enough to evade the janker allegations
Shit me and my friends been doing this for years. Itβs fun as hell
Okay new word:
~~Oligarchy~~ Oiligarchy: Nation that bets on fossil fuel technology instead of electric modernity.
Drill baby drill