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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cocktails do not contain bay leaves, this is legally a soup.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Cops arrested me for driving under the influence of soup. ACAB.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

order a cocktail

look inside

no cock

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

shit pisses me off. and they get me every single time. i keep ordering tho

[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

remember to have a pint of water between drinks and you will minimize the dues to pay afterward

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Good times create hangovers. Hangovers create bad times. Bad times create the need to rehydrate.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

bad times mostly create the need to eat my bodyweight in nuggets honestly

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Successful hydration creates the opportunity for strong cocktails. Strong cocktails create good times.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I NEED STRONG COCKTAILS NOW

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

My bladder could never

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

strong cocktails make soft men, have to sober up to get hard

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Maybe you just have erectile dysfunction.

[–] SickSemper@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Costco bay leaf spotted

[–] RedRook1917@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hard times create strong cocktails

Strong cocktails create hard men

  • Joe Brogan
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

create hard men

hentai-free

[–] Bob_Odenkirk@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

now this is goodposting

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

True. When I feel down a mojito will usually improve my mood. Even if just for a moment.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hard men create good times
Good times create soft men
Soft men create The Hard Times

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Yea strong enough cocktail and you'll forget all sorts of stuff

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

so why would you show us a picture of a bunch of sweaty ice in a glass?

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

silk shoes mean strong cocktails while descending the pyramid