Cocktails do not contain bay leaves, this is legally a soup.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Cops arrested me for driving under the influence of soup. ACAB.
order a cocktail
look inside
no cock
shit pisses me off. and they get me every single time. i keep ordering tho
remember to have a pint of water between drinks and you will minimize the dues to pay afterward
Good times create hangovers. Hangovers create bad times. Bad times create the need to rehydrate.
bad times mostly create the need to eat my bodyweight in nuggets honestly
Successful hydration creates the opportunity for strong cocktails. Strong cocktails create good times.
I NEED STRONG COCKTAILS NOW
My bladder could never
strong cocktails make soft men, have to sober up to get hard
Maybe you just have erectile dysfunction.
Costco bay leaf spotted
Hard times create strong cocktails
Strong cocktails create hard men
- Joe Brogan
create hard men

now this is goodposting
True. When I feel down a mojito will usually improve my mood. Even if just for a moment.
Yea strong enough cocktail and you'll forget all sorts of stuff
so why would you show us a picture of a bunch of sweaty ice in a glass?
silk shoes mean strong cocktails while descending the pyramid