What if it's also a sequel to Crank and the guy has to constantly crank his hog or he'll explode. They can call it The Penis That Couldn't Slow Down.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
i refuse to believe this hasnt been done as a porno yet
Have you heard of the 1997 film Orgasmo?
Unlimited priapism upon my enemies.
BOIOIOIOIOINGGGG!!!
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho"
Yippie ki yay, motherfucker 
but with, you know
Die Fard: A movie where a guy shits himself to death
Woooah oh
Woooah I'm
Shittin and crappin
Shittin and crappin
Now, you wanna see how Bruce Willis really destroyed the asteroid in Armageddon? You must be 18!
Good post