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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Pay no attention to the ex-Intel CEO behind the curtain.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just corporations trying to bring on the apocalypse so they don't have to pay a little more in taxes.

Normal stuff

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

"We're building the Eschaton Immanentising Machine, from the famous theological treatise 'Don't Immanentise the Eschaton'"

(Also, using LLMs sounds a lot less efficient than the exhaustive search described in The Nine Billion Names of God)

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I didn't think I could loathe religion, and those weak willed enough to need it, more. Thanks Patrick, you superstitious cunt!

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

This is Christianity.

He missed this commandment: "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image"

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That dream of an AGI just a little further away every day.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

as funny as it will be to see them build the anti-christ in the name of god we should still burn it down before that happens

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah sure why not, it’s not like they’re trying to be taken serious anymore…

[–] Knightfox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly didn't know that Gelsinger was a bible thumper, after his time at Intel I figured he'd just retire and disappear.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Your own...

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

this sexbot needs Jesus!

more Jesus please

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago

Didn't anyone tell him he already missed it?

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it would be pretty funny if jesus did return and cast all these rich assholes into the lake of fire. Because they fucking deserve it.

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[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

What a psycho

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

as a roman catholic, please don't do this.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

We're so fucked.

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