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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am not surprised. Elon is an accelerationist who believes that the next social turmoil will definitely be coming. But since it is going to happen, he thinks it is better if it comes sooner rather than later.

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can't cover his child support.

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[–] airportline@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago

He’s such a weird little creep

[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 25 points 2 years ago (6 children)

How many heirs fighting in courts all over the world does it take to redistribute a multi-billioniare's wealth through court fees, lawyer fees, accountants, penalties, etc until none of them are supreme-wealthy anymore? Just never work again wealthy.

Even if some of them don't really want it, they could still find lawyers to fight on contingency and let them drain the wealth. Then donate whatever they might eventually get, if anything.

For example, Anna Nicole and her late husband's son effectively fed lawyers for years and years. Michael Jackson's estate has been tied up in litigation for decades. And Mike had 3 kids, Anna one surviving kid.

With over a dozen and counting Leon kids, and a ton of potential other types of suits incoming from world-wide plantiffs, it'll be interesting to see how that estate eventually gets drained and dispersed.

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[–] amadeus84@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It will be a fine day when he has an OD on stage.

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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago
[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God and I thought the plot of the Fallout TV show was absurd with the "Bud's Buds" shit but it's literally real

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago

My contempt for this man has reached levels previously thought far outside the realm of possibility.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hopefully they all end up like his daughter.

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We're in dire need of some italian plumbing.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.

[–] glebyglobster@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

this has to be satire, there’s no way

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It's even creepier because his dick doesn't work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looking at his current kids, I don't think they're going to form up as HIS legion....

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