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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Mike that's a pool not a beach
Kyaaaa! Owls can't swim! 
I have far too much Irish genetics to be at a beach for more than 2 milliseconds. I will become a little pile of ash
Call me when there's an onsen episode
Okay please give me your phone #
let's bash this thing who going first
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suika your final hour gas arrived
I am ready
Oooh I hope whoever is driving is like the English teacher in azumanga
Lmao yes
Can someone get my shoulders thanks
alright but i will stay at the umbrella's shade sipping wine while reading marx
Dibs on shouting 海だ the moment I see the ocean
{海|hai}だ
North Korea's version fucking sucks lmao where is the promenade? The giant chess boards? 
China's just mogging us but idk if the average worker can afford this one 
Cuba is close to perfect but still no giant chess boards 
Okay I was too harsh on North Korea but the road right down the middle is ridiculous
Folks, if you see me on the beach and I'm still twitching, please throw me back into the sea! I can't last long outside the water!
carnism
However if it's too late, please feed me to the most radical and least likely to be cancelled Hexbesrian power poster who is willing yo incorporate my biomass into theirs, that at least some of the molecules which comprise me might keep posting from beyond the veil
I heard that if you cut off the arm of a hexbear poster it grows into an entirely new poster is that true
Unfortunately no, that is a persistent myth propagated by NATOists on Lemmy.world to psyop us into maiming ourselves.
Remember the words of Marx: Under no pretext should arms be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated!
me running in slow motion towards the water
I stand in the surf like Eren Yaeger pointing towards the White House, creeping everyone out.
C plot where I'm left alone with the website because the main characters are all at the beach 😈
You hear a knock at the door
