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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 4 points 22 minutes ago

I guess the UN was watching the same made up stuff.

[–] wooffersyt@lemmings.world 5 points 43 minutes ago

She knew Epstein was raping kids and didn't tell us.

We nominated her over Bernie Sanders.

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago

This bitch and her husband need to disappear off the face of the Earth already.

So few people manage to be hated by everyone in every political camp in America, yet she and Bill mastered it.

[–] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 hour ago

She's in the same camp as Giuliani: A shitty person, who would have had a much better reputation had they just shut the fuck up.

She was always an awful candidate, and the DNC made a HUGE fucking mistake supporting her. But, after Trump, libs would probably joke about her the way they joke about Al Gore. "If only they had won, we would all be at brunch!"

Instead, she pops up every year or two to punch left, remind everyone she sucks, and then does fuck all for anyone until next time.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 points 48 minutes ago

“It’s not just the usual suspects. It’s a lot of young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand,” she claimed, adding, “A lot of the challenge is with younger people. More than 50% of young people in America get their news from social media.”

Who exactly are the usual suspects Clinton is referring to?

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

But but but the "vote blue no matter who" crowd said democrats are less evil.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 hour ago

They are. Less evil doesn't mean great or even good. That being said I look forward to voting for your paragon "by any means necessary" movement.

That's coming right? Not just an excuse for why you couldn't vote for better rather than worse because it would inconvenience you?

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

My favorite part about the meltdown in this thread is that the people who are seething over Hillary today are the same exact people who defended her tooth and nail back in 2016 despite her always being the exact same.

[–] stephen01king@piefed.zip 2 points 13 minutes ago

How did you know? Do you have the receipts for your claim? It's also possible that these people you're referring to have gained more information that made them change their mind since then. So is it that you think they should've doubled down on their choice back then, instead?

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Not I. I still remember the days leading to her campaign where she jumped on the "Video games need rating limits, this Grand Theft Auto game proves kids are buying games they sre too young for" train. Then the entire DNC got quiet when the ESRB spoke out and said, "WTF do you think we've been doing? Kids can't unless their parents or stores stop letting them. Proved to me she is just another damn puppet to tow the line and induce fear and false outrage.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But Democrats are definitely not the soft side of th same team. Lmao.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

You think your Democrat lords aren't on the files? You really don't think this has to do with her hubby being in the files?

Hey I wouldn't eat shit even with a cherry on top. But I guess a cherry would make it the 'lesser evil'. Enjoy.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

The fact that neither party wanted to release the files from the start tells us there's powerful names in both parties.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You think your Democrat lords aren’t on the files?

I mean, we've got a video of Bubba topping the Cheeto somewhere out there. But also, Trump was a diehard Democrat until the Obama Era.

Ffs, half the Epstein email dump is him bitching to Steve Bannon about how all his favorite liberal sex pests are losing.

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Remember, this is the woman that wanted to ruin Rockstar over the Hot Coffee controversy

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

She was just upset because Trump was slobbing her husband's knob at the time

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 19 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I don't get it. Why is she still paying lip service to AIPAC?

Or is she really just an islamophobic, genocidal bitch?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

"We came, we saw, he died"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Or is she really just an islamophobic, genocidal bitch?

😏

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Palestine isn't really a religion problem, Israel just wants the land for themselves, they didn't really care that much in the end about the people there as long as they're not.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, but what would Hillary have to gain besides support for a political career that no longer exists

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

She's been telling the same bullshit for so long and surrounded herself with sycophants, that she believes her own lies. She probably has to otherwise she'll realize she's evil.

[–] FE80@lemmy.world 39 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The Democratic party chose to lose to Trump with Clinton, instead of win with Bernie Sanders.

[–] wooffersyt@lemmings.world 3 points 41 minutes ago

All so the moderate white doesn't pay more in taxes.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Bitch its time for you to fade into history.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

She is a nobody now and wants to be in the headlines somehow.

Just ignore her.

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 43 points 10 hours ago

Wish she would Pokemon Go to a nursing home already.

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What the heck is this image? Did she just walk into somebody's house while they were watering their bamboo? She looks horrified.

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

iirc she was being shown what an average flat looked like at poverty wages or something along those lines. The look is, presumably, her unfiltered reaction to what she's seeing before the mask goes back on.

[–] wooffersyt@lemmings.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

Holy shit why is the working class so stupid?

Why do they keep voting for the people taking them for a ride lmao

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 64 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Woman who was best friends with Kissenger loves war crimes.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

And then her predecessor became best friends with Dick Cheney.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 12 hours ago

And you wonder why you lost the fucking presidency. Right wing piece of shit

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 27 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The article is from December 2nd, though maybe the conference is from much earlier, so barring that... The fucking UN said on September 16th that "Israel has committed genocide in the Gaza Strip." It's absolutely infuriating that people are still viewing this as something controversial or debatable. I was naively hoping that once the UN used the big G word (genocide) that more moderate politicians (being incredibly generous calling them moderate) would finally start acting like it's a genocide.

Source: https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2025/09/israel-has-committed-genocide-gaza-strip-un-commission-finds

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 59 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This stupid, evil piece of shit. There are people all over the place trying to combat voter apathy and get them to the ballot to at least try to staunch the worst, and there she goes pouring more oil on the fires of defeatism.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 6 points 6 hours ago

You can't vote your way out of this shit, even if you elect the greatest people ever to live, the entire system is built up with entrenched elites. The military, the media, the intelligence services, the judiciary, lobbyists, and so on. And people can be corrupt and selfish even if they start with good intentions.

There is only one solution: revolution.

[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It would cost her zero dollars to shut the fuck up.

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 65 points 14 hours ago

"It’s a lot of young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand."

Oh they understand. That's why they're so unhappy. But, this is exactly the take I expect from one of the most out-of-touch people on the planet.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 81 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

Hillary Clinton is why Donald Trump is president today. Her incompetence and evil led to Trump's ascendancy.

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