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There may be others like it but this is mine. Please rehash your thoughts on pluribeanis below

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the beanis derived protein is kinda fucked up

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

The scene where she walked into the freezer at the bean milking factory and saw vegan-tofu my jaw dropped

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I really thought Beanousous was a fascinating character

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Solo trekking through the Beadean jungle is pretty 'bad ass' say what you like about his character but you gotta admit that

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Arahnya@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

One of my favourite genres tho

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the pluribeanis's aversion to eating beans from the plant, but not from the tin, shows that they are being controlled by an intergalactic mind virus that wants to turn 'me'anis into bean'us' and make us into a kind of human hummus

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Beanousus is also an interesting character. He's either a libertarian crank, or a liberator cronk, or maybe a libeanitor crunk. Tbh i can't really sya for sure i fell asleep at the 3m 55s mark and spilled refried beans on my laptop keyboafd

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Plurble place

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you play the radio frequency Beanousos found backwards, it's Bince Billigan reciting the names from the victims of communism memorial smh 😔