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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
  1. Airfry a rinsed can of beans. 10 minutes at 400 usually does it.

  2. Place the fried beans in a warm tortilla.

  3. Smother beans with spicy BBQ sauce.

  4. Roll up the tortilla. Pan fry the finished wrap if desired.

  5. Lunch!

(other toppings also acceptable with the beans: fried onions, garlic, peppers, and tropical fruit like pineapple or mango)

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This sounds delightful but I'm gunna hit it with some lettuce and tomato

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah, hit that with some spicy mustard and relish too.

[–] TopFell@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Almost unpacked my soldering iron, comrade.

400°F are 204°C

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Your air fryer doesn't go to 400°C? Really brings out the charcoal flavor of the ashes.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

I drain the vinegar from pickled peppers and use it for sauce, I wonder if you could do the same for pickled onions.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dont love beanis nearly as much as I love the person reading this.

And I fuckin love beanis.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

She's beautiful

Who

The beanis reading this doggirl-kiss

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I've been having bean soups for lunch and let me tell you, super filling.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I... I hate beanis. I'VE ALWAYS HATED IT! THERE I SAID IT! I...

beanis

Aww but look at it. It's so happy and full of protein!

OK fine I can't hate beanis. Beanis can stay.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Anger. Bargaining. Denial. Acceptbeanis

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lmaooo so random 2005 is gunna be radddd

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry beanis, I have celebrated Maomas with another person

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

that lil bean dude be makin me tooooot

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Take your beans. I will stay here with my potatoes

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Have you considered. Beans. And potatoes