If you don't want it to be slop, don't grind culture into a slurry, run half the worlds electricity through it, all for it to generate child porn. Actually fuck off.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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Microsoft CEO slop needs to shut his sloppy AI mouth.
So stop calling the slop slop?
Gee I dunno, maybe start by making an OS that isn’t so sloppy.
You want people to stop calling it a sloppy joe? Make hamburgers instead
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Brilliant. This will definitely work. I'm sure no one will call it slop anymore. /s
What a fuckin' idiot.
Good job, Satya, no one you pay will call it slop in front of you. That's all you accomplished, but I doubt anyone was anyway. The rest of the world will now call it slop just as often, if not more often, to spite your stupid face.
He's a moron. There is a reason why people call it slop. Because it's fucking slop.
and I want him to stop calling slop "AI".
Oh, the same CEO that has systematically ruined everything the company has ever made? The same CEO that does not even have a path to profit for AI? The same CEO that admitted that they don't know how their own products really work anymore? The same one?
The CEO wants us to do a thing, and based on how they are actively pushing everything towards total clown town, I think it is in our best interest to do the opposite of what that slop CEO asks.
Yeah, the title of the article might as well be "Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop pointing out that his entire management 'strategy' for Microsoft is a complete total shit show akin to punching holes on a boat below the waterline whilst claiming the thus lighter hull will make it go faster"
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I just setup a new laptop. Straight from the store, never been turned on before.
First thing in the Windows installation is a step called "something went wrong". Not even kidding.
MS is slop, with or without AI.
Love that about all the big names. My father always buys Apple stuff, because "it just works™". Gave me his old iPad, I tried to factory reset it the official way. Didn't work, didn't give me any clue why it did not work, because "that just never happens". In the end some Linux command line magic and a cable did the trick 😂. Such work, much wow.
The first thing I did was install linux (alongside). About a year later, the windows died on me without warning and irrecoverably. I guess I Should have wiped windows in first place.
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It's because of their massive investment into data centers. They're spending billions of dollars on them and they're expecting people to rejoice, not call them slop.
If we keep calling them slop, we might make their investors sweat a little. I think it's time to double down.
MicroSlop.
And I would love it if Mr. Nadella stopped working for a company whose name perfectly describes his genitals.
I admire the one person so far who down-voted this because... it's not nice to body-shame, especially about something that isn't in your control, such as penis size.
That said... I approve of this message. Satya Nadella can fuck right off with his tiny penis. I can't post it here because it's NSFW, but I have image evidence that Mr Nadella has a very, very small penis. I asked Copilot to show me, so I know it's accurate.
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yeah, nah. I don't think I'll be doing that, actually.
Microsoft CEO Sloppy McSlopface is welcome to lick my cleft.
Let's make a deal: they stop creating/enabling it, we stip calling it.
Really? Well... anytime I hear a CEO musing about destroying America I think of how expendable you are and what you might taste like. I am not alone.
Bitch, 'slop' is the polite term for AI excretions.
If corporations are people, shouldn’t creating/generating CSAM be enough to receive some sort of punishment/consequence?
How many teenage girls have killed themselves due to bullying facilitated by “AI”?
Microsoft is slop.
Slopya Nadella.
That's nice dear
Ai cum stain
Microslop.
vote for me and I'll make it illegal for CEOs to make public statements.
Dear Satya: We're still gonna call it "AI slop", whether you like it or NOT. Oh and all your wealth should be given to the poor and pious. Seriously!
I thought maybe it was some at least vague acknowledgement of the LLMs need to get better to stop being called slop...
Nope, it was that society needs to get over it... I don't understand why he thought that would be the approach to try to endear AI with the general populace...
Sloppy sloppy slop
Satya Nadella is human slop
Too god damn bad.
Remember when they wanted us not to call it the Xbone? Peppridge Farm remembers.
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