Comically big spoon implies the existence of comically little spoon 
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2026
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I'm looking for the absolutely serious big spoon
I would like to leave the polycule.
Reasons
[ ] Too many people
[✓] Too stinky
[✓] Too much macaroni
I thought you liked my cookiiiiiing
Dirt is NOT a garnish, how many times do we have to tell you
Salt
Maybe it could be if you'd give it a CHANCE 
if i applied i will be punished so i must decline
Is the macaroni vegan
Of course it is, I'm not a barbarian
Okay I think we can make this work
I can't wait for the beanis macrone 
gimme
What if I don't want to join the polycule but just be really good roommates together?
Sure but hands off my snacks
Real friends let friends borrow the Dozitos.
There's only one left and its mine I licked it
It doesn't have your name on it, though.
no twinks
This is both a problem and also not a problem
I already went through twink death, so no problems here.
If I make a large fork and do bits with that, would that be allowed? Like holding the fork while we spoon and saying "isn't this forking great!" or standing in front of the computer and say "how do I fork the code?".
denied for being stinky
fuck i didn't even read the post
No twinks
This is discrimination! ):<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
we can have our own polycule of twinks only
This is how the twink vs bears war starts 
Sorry, daddy's and mommies only
And also a secret third thing
I'm contacting the Twink Union about this!
The twink union said that you can join but you have to wear the cat ears
That's the secret third thing
Ok deal
no
Fine, more macaroni for me!
