Too bad I'll be dead when the first gen alpha turn 67
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
(◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) The youngest millenials are still the youngest
No, let me be old. I'm having fun yelling at things.
It can't be helped 😔
Its me. Im the oldest Zoomer alive
Soon you'll all look just like me.
I haven't felt young since my gallbladder removal
Still handsome as fuck though
Hell yeah - welcome to the resistance 
You could wake up dead tomorrow! 
wake up dead
Wake up dead
Wake up.
Dead.
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!*
I thought some of them already hit thirty?
i thought it starts at 1996
There’s no hard set cutoff. Outside of the baby boomers they’re all just made up anyways.