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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought the owls on here were obsessed with beans and dortios, what changed?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can be more than one thing, dad!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I always wanted to be dad, ty

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Yeast for your doribos and beanis, ofc

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

CONSUME THE M A G I C Y E A S T

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You have to eat the can too, it's part of the meal

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

It's OWL right

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How long till someone thirsty for the yeast owl?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the internet, somebody was probably already thirsty for the yeast owl.

Travel the word and the seven seas~

Everybody's, thirsty for something~

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Some of them want to dirt you!

Some of them want to get dirt by you!

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trying to grindset hustle your infection huh. Truly you have become the most wretched of commodities.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh sure just tell everyone about my infection. Are you trying to get me kicked out of the polycule?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

A polycule that kicks you out over a yeast infection is a polycule not worth being in

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Matthew McConaughey is coming for you now

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Is it yeast flakes or yeast extract?