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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's it I'm banning you

I'm not even a mod but I'm banning you

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Big@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Mesa say hey, baby! How yousa like your eggs in da mornin'? Fertilized, yesa?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you might need to cut back on the badposting.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

You got me there.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you have heard of boypreggers, but what about droidpreggers?

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Got droidicka'd

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

why was it on batman arkham

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

That part is why it's funny to me tbh

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

"There's no laws against droids, batman."

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Um... kudos on adding alt text?

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

For completion, the image in your comment is a screenshot of the original post, with its alt text visible, that reads: "A pregnant b1 droid from star wards. A small vignette clarifies this image was saved from the batman arkham subreddit"

(Your image genuinely wasn't loading for a bit, promise this isn't to attack you)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is there something wrong with the alt text?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

HOW IS ROBO BABBY FORMED

HOW DROID GET PRAGERENT

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

'but I don't want to enforce the meatbag's archaic gender dichotomy on them, so I will call them RogerRoger'