this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Engagement metrics people we need the line to go up otherwise whats even the point of doing anything? Struggle sessions are a good avenue for generating fomo and engagement and therefore revenue. Struggle sessions are now pay to comment

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

But also Hexbear really needs to get with the times and change every post into a short form video. We could use AI influencers to sell cosmetics. I'll be RICH!

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

You get emojis by opening loot boxes

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How did you miss the most crucial money spinner: Premium Emojis

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're the normal emojis but now paywalled

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sickos are kept in the premium tier.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hexbear is bullshit P2W. Why do only paid subscribers get beanis-salute?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

We need to start selling cosmetics and lootboxes. The days of an owl profile picture getting to have a nose for free are over.

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

microtransactions that you can use for gambling

$5 to unlock the dancing beanis emoji (buy it now, it will be worth $10000 in a few years)

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Here is my money monke-return💵💵💵💵💵 ow give me the dancing beanis emoji

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you for your purchase! HexGPT is still busy generating it, but it will be delivered to you upon completion.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

all-my-apes-gone but swap the ape with the man and the man with a bean and then edit out the picture of the bean

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

All emotes are now nft’s and we will have a c/trade so you can buy and sell these assets

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Goop! Goop! Goop!

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Can I pay for this service with slurp juices?

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

season pass for being a hater

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

It would probably still load faster if it was unreal engine