But also Hexbear really needs to get with the times and change every post into a short form video. We could use AI influencers to sell cosmetics. I'll be RICH!
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
You get emojis by opening loot boxes
How did you miss the most crucial money spinner: Premium Emojis
They're the normal emojis but now paywalled
Sickos are kept in the premium tier.
Hexbear is bullshit P2W. Why do only paid subscribers get beanis-salute?
We need to start selling cosmetics and lootboxes. The days of an owl profile picture getting to have a nose for free are over.
microtransactions that you can use for gambling
$5 to unlock the dancing beanis emoji (buy it now, it will be worth $10000 in a few years)
Here is my money
💵💵💵💵💵 ow give me the dancing beanis emoji
Thank you for your purchase! HexGPT is still busy generating it, but it will be delivered to you upon completion.
but swap the ape with the man and the man with a bean and then edit out the picture of the bean
All emotes are now nft’s and we will have a c/trade so you can buy and sell these assets
STONKS
Goop! Goop! Goop!
Can I pay for this service with slurp juices?
season pass for being a hater
It would probably still load faster if it was unreal engine