yeah can you pick up my prescription?

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yeah can you pick up my prescription?

Sorry I only remembered the "Gold 5000" part so I got you this:

it's amazing!
It gives you size, stamina, AND time? All in one package, for MY package?
Can you pick me up some scratchers, and go ahead and make one of those a winner?

I'll come with. I need some cigarettes.
I take a bag full of hammers with a side of mushy peas
could you pick me up two sunken carriers and a downed AWACS plane?
Need some LibsBeGone, my allergies have been rough lately
Yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lemme get..............uhhhhhh......3 purple monsters and a snack for band practice. Surprise me.
One pipis please

I would like one bean burrito. Please make sure the tortilla is also made from beans. Fill it with only guac.
Can you check and see if my dad is still there? He's been at the store for over 30 years and we're starting to get worried
Gimme a few cases of Monster Zero Sugar Ultras. Peachy Keen, Ultra Violet, Ultra Watermelon, Lo-Carb
I'm selling some old T-shirts on Facebook Marketplace, so l'll pay you back tomorrow
Idk. Do they have kvass there?
Oh nice, could you get some milk for me while you're there?
class war
Some malk plea
gimmie uhh... a monster... the sugar free strawberry pink one that screams "drink me, basic t girl"... and uhh.... fuckin uhhh... pound of potato wedges from the deli