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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yeah can you pick up my prescription?

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry I only remembered the "Gold 5000" part so I got you this:

Windows XP Gold Edition

[–] billgamesh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

it's amazing!

It gives you size, stamina, AND time? All in one package, for MY package?

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Can you pick me up some scratchers, and go ahead and make one of those a winner?

grillman

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I'll come with. I need some cigarettes.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I take a bag full of hammers with a side of mushy peas

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

could you pick me up two sunken carriers and a downed AWACS plane?

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Need some LibsBeGone, my allergies have been rough lately

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lemme get..............uhhhhhh......3 purple monsters and a snack for band practice. Surprise me.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I would like one bean burrito. Please make sure the tortilla is also made from beans. Fill it with only guac.

Can you check and see if my dad is still there? He's been at the store for over 30 years and we're starting to get worried

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Gimme a few cases of Monster Zero Sugar Ultras. Peachy Keen, Ultra Violet, Ultra Watermelon, Lo-Carb

I'm selling some old T-shirts on Facebook Marketplace, so l'll pay you back tomorrow

Idk. Do they have kvass there?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Oh nice, could you get some milk for me while you're there?

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Some malk plea

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

gimmie uhh... a monster... the sugar free strawberry pink one that screams "drink me, basic t girl"... and uhh.... fuckin uhhh... pound of potato wedges from the deli