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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

From the makers of "Vibe Coding", we present to you "Vibe foreign policy!"

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 27 points 1 day ago

what was he feeling? little children?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He wants to do a nuke so bad.

We should all be terrified.

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (5 children)

He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Everyone's got their kink.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My thoughts too

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can't. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Doesn't mean he doesn't want to. Also they have been replacing "dissenters" with loyalists.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

Someone just nuke his ass first.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 13 points 1 day ago

The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

A feeling based on a concept of a fact.

so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 days ago
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago

that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The "News" Media Sez: "In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!"

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 days ago

Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?

[–] remon@ani.social 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .

It's always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I've got a feeling
A feeling I can't hide
Oh no

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

Fuck your feelings! 2026

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

🎶

"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.

Military healing is good for me

Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush

Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"

🎶

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

That was just the incontinence.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...

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Any feeling that bastard has should be qualifications for Article II removal.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.

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