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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Honestly, I'm kind of tired of the only two toothpaste flavors being mint and cinnamon

But I also can't think of a flavor that feels as refreshing

Maybe a nice melon?

[–] GnomeGodsGnomeMasters@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ve had fennel toothpaste that absolutely fucks.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

More of a British thing I imagine

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference!

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Mmm... steaky

Actually real I would love some more options than 50x mint and 1 cinnamon in the corner

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

this will pair well with my bedtime espresso shot

They should have asked /r/TheTenthDentist and then claimed "dentist-recommended" cap-think

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hey hismile I just wanna talk (CW meat)

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The only other time I've seen chicken flavoured toothpaste was for dogs...

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

you just misread the label. it said FOR DOGS, AND HOGS

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Also I think they hired on Gargamel

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why not hermile? Thats fucked up Reese

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Sexist toothpaste smh

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

I saw stranger things sponsored mayonnaise the other day. What the fuck does that sponsorship have to do with anything. I hate this shit

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

“Hismile” sounds like the name of a fake Israeli city

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We were sorting through Simpsons flavor toothpaste at work yesterday.

I bet it tastes exactly like a Simpson. Ah, the wonders of modern chemistry.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Ah, the wonders of modern chemistry