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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

No one: the sky perpetually falling on one side is what enables it to orbit the planet; the support on one side is just necessary to make sure it always misses and has to keep coming around for another pass. If it were supported on both sides it would become static and be flung off into space.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

oh wow i fucking love science

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Other, taller women

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was probably heckin pupperinos or something but idk

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

One dog paw and one cat paw.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Rad dudes who can do kickflips

[–] puppygirlpets@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago
[–] unaware@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Deng Xiaoping, that's why he lifted so much

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

W-what if there isn't another half?! :scared:

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Her butch girlfriend

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

It's structurally sound enough that only half of it needs to be held

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago
[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

the-boys-lthe-boys-r me and the boys on our way to hold up our half of the sky

[–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

The fuck? Women? It's turtles. Turtles, all the way. (could be gals, I suppose)

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Atlas (shrugs but nobody gives a shit or notices)

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Enbies and trans men

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Mao: Women hold up half the sky

Sankara: Women hold up the other half of the sky