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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

No one: the sky perpetually falling on one side is what enables it to orbit the planet; the support on one side is just necessary to make sure it always misses and has to keep coming around for another pass. If it were supported on both sides it would become static and be flung off into space.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

oh wow i fucking love science

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Other, taller women

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Deng Xiaoping, that's why he lifted so much

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Rad dudes who can do kickflips

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was probably heckin pupperinos or something but idk

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

One dog paw and one cat paw.

[–] puppygirlpets@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Her butch girlfriend

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

the-boys-lthe-boys-r me and the boys on our way to hold up our half of the sky

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

W-what if there isn't another half?! :scared:

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago
[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

It's structurally sound enough that only half of it needs to be held

[–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

The fuck? Women? It's turtles. Turtles, all the way. (could be gals, I suppose)

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Atlas (shrugs but nobody gives a shit or notices)

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Enbies and trans men

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Mao: Women hold up half the sky

Sankara: Women hold up the other half of the sky