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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is the inverse of Deep State conspiratorial thinking. Instead of the power being held by the high level but not publicly visible members of the state, it’s the low level, high public visibility members. The real elites running this country are the clerks at the DMV.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Top ten most oppressive group in society:

  1. Mom taking away my xbox
  2. Female teachers
  3. Delivery drivers
[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

female delivery drivers

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

If they weren't in complete control, why were they able to call security on me after I screamed at them?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've heard of this thonk

They meet at some dive bar on the outskirts of town and have unsanctioned bare knuckle fights in the basement.

This reminds me of a very embarrassing mishap that I had at what turned out to be a local aviation enthusiast's group

[–] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 1 week ago
[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

American Pol Pot at home.

[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

This is literally what most Americans believe.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

It is always so disappointing when they just reinvent neoliberalism

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The most powerful class of all. Kindergarden teachers

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

The total defeat of the working class looks like kindergarten teachers following everyone home and imposing bedtime

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

First Amendment Auditism

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

These people walk amongst us. Terrifying really.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

With its twin theory; would sit down to have a beer with this person.

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I mean, rich vs poor is a less accurate framing of class conflict. There are, like, doctors who do work and in fact do very necessary work and get relatively high pay. But the actual ruling class definitely does include Elon who owns things for a living, and definitely does not include the school board. I mean, there may be bourgeoisie on the school board, but not necessarily.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, as long as they're pointing in the right direction I suppose

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not really sure the PTA meeting is the right direction tho

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmao, yes, I misread it 😂

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really depends on what part of the States one is in. Where I live the MAGAs have figured out that local elections have low turnout out and the positions have considerable power. Those too extreme to make it in state level politics have been winning these offices and wreaking havoc with anti-woke policies.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah those latter types are advancing genocidal policies against Trans people.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agreed, OOP is obviously totally out of touch with reality, but my schoolboard is like 3 legacy centrists who are mostly concerned with whether or not the middle schools can have pools or is that too expensive, 3 moms for liberty demons who want to inspect the new math textbooks for hidden CRT agendas and a tiebreaker seventh member, the legacy Republican member who looks like the centrists but never opposed anything the MFL Demons suggest.

It's a truly evil entity.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Possibly the most appropriate use of this emoji of all times: kind-vladimir-ilyich