EATING BEANS RN, YUM YUM
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I missed it 
I will eat another scoop
Missed that one too. 
ah shit I missed it! When will the vods go up?
16 minutes pendejo

I'm cooking the beans now
Gotta do it hobo style

dry beans are too crunchy straight from the bag
Which dry beans are you cooking that they are ready in an hour?
Who said i only cooked them for an hour?
Well damn.
A pressure cooker can have them tender and delicious in 45 minutes.
59 minutes ago

Oh duck yeah only 25 min left
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
LETSA GO
Thirty five minutes comrade
yim yum
Were they good?
They were very good
numnum
I got fucked up by the timezones and missed the whole thi g 
So how were the beans?
Very good
So if the first hour was Before Bean does this make the time now After Bean or are we doing the secular Common Bean thing
Beans are secular
Thank god, I mean, thank beans
Godspeed.
