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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Missed that one too. sadness

[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

ah shit I missed it! When will the vods go up?

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

16 minutes pendejo

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

dry beans are too crunchy straight from the bag

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Which dry beans are you cooking that they are ready in an hour?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who said i only cooked them for an hour?

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

A pressure cooker can have them tender and delicious in 45 minutes.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

59 minutes ago

possum-party

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh duck yeah only 25 min left

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thirty five minutes comrade

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I got fucked up by the timezones and missed the whole thi g doggirl-tears

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So if the first hour was Before Bean does this make the time now After Bean or are we doing the secular Common Bean thing

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thank god, I mean, thank beans

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago