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Willy Wonka level personal hoard like the banana vault in Donkey Kong

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My ADHD meds so I don't have to go without it for a month every couple of years due to shortages.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you ever have a few days to burn, throw your bottle behind the fridge or some other physically difficult to access place, haha. Worked for me but ymmv. If you're lucky, you'll forget you even have it thanks to the induced object impermanence πŸ™ƒ

Can you ask your Dr to slightly increase the dose and just retain the extra units for this purpose?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I already build up a small backlog by forgetting it on weekends which tends to smooth things out when there are brief shortages. Already on the highest dose as well.

Unfortunately, every couple of years it is difficult to fill for nearly two months and there just aren't enough leftovers to cover the gap.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do think about seeing if you can get yourself on (not necessarily prescribed at) a lower dose, get your partner if you have one to put it in your drink and ask them not to tell you if they shorted you so you can see if its possible to function on a lower dose

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I already went through the process of determining the proper dose, thanks.

[–] death@infosec.pub 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some kind of insanely expensive medicine which saves lives so I can give it away. It'd be very rewarding and I don't need anything else anyway.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

boo! spend your magic wish on ruining your life not saving others

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

MOTHAFUCKIN QUAALUDES, BABY!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

I wanna swim in a giant vault of weed the way Scrooge McDuck swam in gold coins.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the wizard of ozempic has a nice ring to it.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fuck you'd be so rich. Sell it to Americans at $499/mo

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah I was hearing that semaglutide (or whatever the actual drug name is) was responsible for some large % of Denmark's GDP the past few years since a pharma company there owns the patent.

income-based selling, here we go~!

movie stars can pay their share and do charity work in the process.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Does it have to be a single type? I'm not much of a drug consumer. If we're picking by frequency then I'd pick ibuprofen. If we're picking by enjoyment, I'll go for psilocybin. But I'm also an extremely occasional user so, if I could have a vault of mixed drugs I'll go for a pretty varied list of common medicines/prescriptions, maybe some cosmetic stuff if that counts too, mushrooms and why not pot since we're at it.

No matter which, I'll end up sharing most I'm sure. I don't really feel the need for a vault of drugs just for myself alone.

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Weed. In the form of edibles, sodas, and pre-rolled joints

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shrooms. I've never done them but I think I'm mentally in the right place now and it would be nice to have a whole collection of different strains for studies and recreational experiments.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My favorite by far! If you don't take enough to trip balls, it just makes you unrealistically happy.

[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Whichever is most widely needed and expensive

[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago
[–] SomGye@dormi.zone 5 points 1 day ago
[–] exixx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tough choice but if only one it’s got to be LSD for me.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ugh I have an infinite supply and too much anxiety to trip anymore.

[–] exixx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wish I could share with you. Got a vial and a bunch of gel tabs and some blotter and then my anxiety skyrocketed. So now it’s just living in a cool dark place. I’ll get better one day.

[–] exixx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s nice of you to say. It will definitely get better one day. Doing things with my hands helps mine some. Do things you enjoy.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you :3

I gotta quit drinking. I’m certain that’s fully the problem.

I hope you fall into some awesome dose soon.

[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine please.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Probably something like adderall. Although morphine would be tempting since supposedly it's not that bad for your health long term compared to something like meth; the main problem for people seems to be running out.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I don't know, cocaine? probably. I don't know, I don't want that much of any.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Weed, its one of the few things that gets me to sleep

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Speed. I'd be much more productive needing little sleep

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh! Good idea! That way I could finally medicate my ADHD!

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Alcohol, I'd open a bar and then I'd have money to buy whatever drugs I want. Probably weed.

Lenalidomide

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't you just buy this at any regular drug store?

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but they don't carry enough in one store to be rich in it

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't dissasociatives build a perma tolerance quite quickly?

I'll ask my other self later when I see him

[–] remon@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

Atidarsagene autotemcel