The human body has 7 holes
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50 cent had 12 briefly.
Pretty sure 7+9 is 16.
I don't follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can't fuck them...
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Fewer when part of a human centipede.
I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.
a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.
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Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed
All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.
11 hole action or GTFO.
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Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.
So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?
Definitely don't count pores!
Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.
Sorry, typo fixed before I saw your comment. :P
Aww, too bad. I actually generally try not to tease about typos, I've made plenty myself, but occasionally I can't resist. Decent chance there's one in this comment and, just for fun, I'm not even going to proofread!
Thanks for being a good sport about it. For any future readers, the unedited post said "moth" instead of "mouth."
Hope that, whatever part of your day it is, it's a good one.
Same to you! :D
The world needs occasional fun with typos.
Don't forget bellybutton.
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How many positions are available?
Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes
Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.
We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.
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"openings"
It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.
"Wow, three whole openings!"
That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.
I never really found out what the third was for.
Sex. They're all for sex.
You need to be careful with that one. She might get pregnant
Eating and breathing
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