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Filter? What Filter? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago (26 children)

The human body has 7 holes

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

50 cent had 12 briefly.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure 7+9 is 16.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can't fuck them...

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

since you can't fuck them.

As opposed to the bullet holes then?

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fewer when part of a human centipede.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

When do I get to shit in anybody's mouth‽

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Everyone's?

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[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.

[+] lud@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Booooo. We all know what a hole is, don't bring topology into this. I'll give you a plate for your drinks at my house if you pull this silliness.

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

see, this is why everyone hates topology and their silly yet weirdly true rules.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

Ponders a klein vagina....

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wait... do holes that meet up with other holes count as separate holes? The nostrils meet up with the mouth hole but then combined they go through to the anus. Do those count as three distinct holes, since looking at each of them individually they would count as a hole? Or would there be one hole with... four openings?

ETA: I have more questions. Do all the openings need to be open to still be considered a hole? Is it only a hole if all my sphincters are open and my mouth is open? If I'm getting choked but my mouth is open and I'm trying to breathe, does my mouth to nostrils count as a hole themselves? Do my nostrils automatically count as a hole as long as one or both isn't stuffed up?

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

1000001565

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 10 months ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Definitely don't count pores!

Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, typo fixed before I saw your comment. :P

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aww, too bad. I actually generally try not to tease about typos, I've made plenty myself, but occasionally I can't resist. Decent chance there's one in this comment and, just for fun, I'm not even going to proofread!

Thanks for being a good sport about it. For any future readers, the unedited post said "moth" instead of "mouth."

Hope that, whatever part of your day it is, it's a good one.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

Same to you! :D

The world needs occasional fun with typos.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Don't forget bellybutton.

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago

How many positions are available?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 18 points 10 months ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (19 children)

We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

"openings"

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

"Wow, three whole openings!"

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I never really found out what the third was for.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Sex. They're all for sex.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

You need to be careful with that one. She might get pregnant

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Eating and breathing

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